Part of me hopes this is fake, almost as much as the other part of me hopes this is real. On one hand I can only imagine the shitstorm that demolished this poor girl’s house as soon as her boyfriend, Redditor an0therthr0wawaytbh, left. No one deserves that kind of punishment just for a simple blowie…unless you’re blowing a corpse. That’s gross; go ahead and ground a bitch in that case.
On the other, reading this story makes me feel good about myself because at no point in time during my teenage years was I stupid enough to get caught sucking dick in my own house by my parents. I am no genius by any stretch of the imagination, but at least I am not this fuckwit:
So this happened a year ago.
I was 17, me and my girlfriend of like a year were getting it on in her parents house who weren’t home. We had been making out for a while and it was taken to the next stage. We were on our way up the stairs and we crashed through the door at the top of her staircase which led to the bathroom apparently. So we undress and she kisses down my torso. God damn it felt good. She starts blowing and I feel fucking great. 10 minutes in and I hear a noise from downstairs which I decided to pass off as the dog fucking about downstairs. So we continue and I hear what I again presumed to be the dog bounding up the stairs but I didn’t care because I was close to the finish. Before I knew what the fuck was happening the door flew open and her mother is standing there staring at me with a look so sharp it could cut diamonds.
This is where the real FU came. It came the same time I did. I finish in her mouth while locking eyes with her mother. I yelled, her mother yelled and we stood there for about a second covering ourselves before her mother started screaming the house down. It’s at this point, ladies and gentlemen, I must tell you that my girlfriend was not a sallower. Her mother screams “WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF —-.” and with that came one of the most horrific yet hilarious moments of my life. My girlfriend goes to say sorry but forgets that she has a mouthful of my seed. With the initial “So” sound coming out so did the contents of her mouth. The three of us watched as it fell in what seemed like slow motion to the floor, or what the thought would be the floor anyway…
Rather than continue with how the story ACTUALLY finished, here’s how David Covucci would have ended it if he’d been the writer. His version is at least 10x more interesting, even if it’s nonsensical:
“And then the dog got cum on it and then the cat came over and liked the cum off the dog. And the dog started humping the cat in front of the mom. And then the dog came, and the mom wasn’t a swallower and said sorry, and the cum dripped out, onto my dick, and the entire, I shit you not, the entire process repeated itself again. Girlfirend started blowing me, then remembered her mom was in the room, so she went to say sorry, but had already gotten some of the cum on my dick, and it dribbled out of her mouth, onto the dog”