Guys are pretty dumb. Like this guy. He could have just went to a doctor when he felt a weird-ass lump on his nuts. That’s the usual course of action. Instead, he texts his ex about it and causes a non-thing to be a thing like a total jackass.
Maybe this is all the result of Obamacare and the ridiculous rising cost of co-pay premiums? That can be the scapegoat for this man’s stupidity, right?
Next time, Just. Go. To. The. Doctor. It’s worth the peace of mind, moron.