Being a troll is an art, not just something you can decide to do one day and then go out and act like a jackass and say “Teehee I’m trollin’ bitches.” That’s not how it works; your trolling has to be intelligent yet stupid. Does that make any sense? No? That’s okay, after reading these Tinder conversations you’ll get what I mean. This guy definitely had a plan in the back of his mind with whatever he said, but whatever he wound up saying was usually laugh-out-loud stupid.
It’s a beautiful balance he’s got between the two, and if I’m ever so lucky enough to match this guy on Tinder I’ll consider my life complete.