You’ll Never Ride A Cheap Carnival Coaster Again After Seeing A Dude Fall Out Of One As It Goes Upside Down

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One of the oldest rules of humanity, alongside never start a land war in Asia, is to never trust a carny. Carnies are not responsible members of society, otherwise they wouldn’t be traveling the countryside, using the slots where teeth are missing from their mouths to stash cigarettes, tricking little kids into playing unwinnable games, and neglecting to do basic maintenance on their rides.

Don’t believe me? Watch this. Then continue at your own risk.

And sure, this happened in China, but you really think American carnies are somehow more responsible? HA.

[H/T Drunken Stepfather]