Your Christmas List Only Gets More Depressing The Older You Get, As This Video Proves


The older you get, the less Christmas becomes important to you. It really is a holiday for kids. This year, I asked for a yoga mat and that’s it. Everything else I buy. I just don’t need anything from my parents anymore.

But comedian Mike Camerlengo needs some help. Maybe the YouTube video traffic hasn’t brought in the kind of scratch he wanted in 2013. So he’s asking for some things this year. His needs are about as depressing as you can imagine a single, 30-year-old man’s needs to possibly be.