I ran out of gas in a rural area once. It sucked. Inevitably, my car came to a halt when I had a big mountain to go up. With a certain twist of fate, this lucky dude, however, was able to hit the downward trajectory perfectly, allowing him to coast with no gas for four miles. Because this is 2014, he narrated the entire experience.
There’s just something about his voice that makes him incredibly punch-able. But hey, you made it, Brah.