Couple Arrested For Having Sex In World’s Tallest Ferris Wheel In Las Vegas

What are some of the most innocent things in the world? Puppies? Ice cream cones? Ferris wheels? This lewd couple fucked on one of these wholesome things. Yes, thankfully it was the ferris wheel.

Phillip Frank Panzica III, 27, and Chloe Scordianos, 21, attempted to test the shitty, overplayed theory of “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.” It apparently didn’t go so well for them because here we are.

On the afternoon of February 5, Panzica, from Houston, and Scordianos, from New York, were recorded by surveillance cameras having sex in public during a 30-minute ride in a glass-enclosed pod on the High Roller ferris wheel in Las Vegas. Standing at 550-feet tall, the High Roller is the world’s tallest Ferris wheel.

Security warned the couple to stop and to put their clothes back on. When their ride ended, they were both arrested.

Court documents said that riders in a nearby glass pod took video of the sexual encounter, but all efforts by me have not found any video on the Internet. Sorry I have failed you.

On Tuesday, Panzica and Scordianos were released on $3,000 bail and the amorous couple have a court date for March 9 date. Public sex is a class D felony in Nevada, punishable by between one and four years in prison and up to a $5,000 fine.

Scordianos’ lawyer, Chris Rasmussen, said that his client believed the couple had an expectation of privacy in the glass cabin that was in public with other pods in front and behind you.

Scordianos’ current occupation is “Momma at Taking Care of My Son.” She likes to quote Laozi also known as Lao-Tzu, who was a philosopher and poet of ancient China.

I wonder what wise proverbs the sage thinker from around the 6th century BCE had regarding fucking in a ferris wheel.