A Murder Suspect Threatened To Jack Off On A Judge In Court, Chill Ass Judge Demanded He Whip It Out



This started making the rounds on Twitter yesterday evening, and I ignored it, because it seemed so over the top and absurd that there was no way it could be real.

But it is!

A murder suspect in a jailhouse beat down in Georgia was brought into court and went nuts, talking on the stand about the size of his dick, his preferences for little white boys with big butts, and how he was going to kill the judge’s entire family. Then jack off all over him.

And the court transcriber got it all!

Murder suspect Denver Allen is facing contempt of court and making terroristic threats charges after he threatened to kill Floyd County Superior Court Judge Bryant Durham’s family during a heated exchange in the courtroom Friday.

He was requesting a new public defender, instead of James Wyatt, during the hearing. The judge rejected Allen’s request, which is when the obscenities and profanities began to fly.

The reason he wanted a new public defender? He said the old one kept trying to suck his dick. That’s where the transcript picks up.

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He told the judge, in court, that he didn’t think his mouth was big enough to suck his donkey dick! In court. Amazing. You’d think it couldn’t get any better, but it does. It does!



Then the judge says, “I’ll bet everyone enjoys sucking your dick.” The judge. On record. That’s something that happened.




Here comes the death threats!


“I’ll cut your brains out with a fucking hammer and feed them to you.”


And here comes (lol literally) the coda.


The exchange ends with Allen being taken out of court while repeating “Suck my dick.”

All in all, a great day in Georgia jurisprudence.

[Via Gawker]

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