Curt Schilling, he of the hottest of hot takes and poor choices in memes, has how to stop terrorism all figured out. At least he thinks so.
Schilling took to social media on Sunday to lay down his plan for how to prevent incidents like what happened in Chelsea, Minnesota and New Jersey over the weekend.
His ideas are quite frightening.
Basically Schilling wants to suspend all immigration, seems a bit rash, as well as take away all rights and execute anyone suspected of terrorism without the benefit of due process.
Needless to say this stirred all sorts of emotions on Twitter, but one man, Asher Langton, was all that was needed as he took Schilling round and round until Curt literally had no response.
Can @gehrig38 prove that the $75m he embezzled from RI *didn't* go to fund ISIS training camps?
— Asher Langton (@AsherLangton) September 18, 2016
you're just a special sort of dumb huh?
— Curt Schilling (@gehrig38) September 18, 2016
I didn't either
— Curt Schilling (@gehrig38) September 18, 2016
But you're being accused of fraud. pic.twitter.com/HNiUDWtdrZ
— Asher Langton (@AsherLangton) September 18, 2016
with not a single ounce of evidence, physical or otherwise. Which we will see shortly.
— Curt Schilling (@gehrig38) September 18, 2016
Hold on, here comes the boom…
So I shouldn't just take the state's allegations as proof?
— Asher Langton (@AsherLangton) September 19, 2016
You sir, have just been OWNED!
At least one thing good came out of it though for Schilling, he was able to entertain the living shit out of a whole bunch of people…
FATALITY!
— Austin (@Insidious_GG) September 19, 2016
god DAMN Asher
— K. Thor Jensen 🐀🐀 (@kthorjensen) September 19, 2016
It's a trap! pic.twitter.com/cZQDVGyheb
— Jory Rand (@ABC7Jory) September 19, 2016
@BMcCarthy32 Masterfully done. Set up perfectly and @gehrig38 walked right into it. Flawless execution.
— Scrody (@scrody13) September 19, 2016
Love or hate Schilling and his ideals, you have to admit that was pretty fucking funny.
H/T The Big Lead