What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
A Toy-YODA!
Ben are you old enough to drive I don't remember
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 2016
These random Star Wars parody Twitter accounts might be better than the actual movie. I wouldn’t know, I haven’t seen The Force Awakens yet. I’m waiting for it to come out on VHS. I’ll be the first in line at Blockbuster. Big night.
The latest parody is Dad Joke Han Solo and it’s pretty self explanatory. It’s Han Solo making Dad jokes. Really funny dad jokes. Unlike your dad’s dad joke which are just really, really sad. Not like “in line at Blockbuster” sad but still sad.
Today I took Ben and his "First Order" club to McDonalds
I said "For MY First Order I would like some fries! My Second Order is a coke!"
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 13, 2016
Me: Ben, where do wookiees do their research?
Ben: Dad no
Me: WOOKIEEPEDIA
Ben: Dad that is already a real websiteI THOUGHT OF IT FIRST!!
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 2016
Ben do you know why I call your mother my Death Star?
Because she makes my world explode
I love that woman
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 2016
Did you know they are never bringing Jar Jar back? It's true!
They passed some new "gungan control laws"#political #humor #goodone
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 2016
Oh wow I just heard the news that Jar Jar Binks in never coming back!
I guess he is staying in a galaxy jar jar away!#dadjoke #stillgotit
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 2016
Ben asked me "Where is coruscant?"
I said "She lives with corus-Uncle!"
Actually Ben's uncle @VeryLonelyLuke is hiding on an island
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 2016
If Greedo shot me it would have started a new TV show
Why?
Because he would have shot a pilot!#haha #goodone https://t.co/wq47h8800r
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 2016
What is a bounty hunter's favorite cheese?
Boba Feta!
I'm sorry @KyloR3n was that joke to #cheesy for you!? Haha!
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 2016
Ben asked what my favorite food is
I said Chewbacon!
He said what is Chewie's favorite food then
I said Ham Solo
He almost threw up
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 13, 2016
I brought Luke a movie to watch after his hand surgery
1st thing he said: What movie did you bring?
1st thing I said: "Cool Hand, Luke!!"
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 13, 2016
When Luke lost the fight against Darth Vader on Cloud City I asked if I could "lend a hand"
Luke said ow ow oh god I'm bleeding please help
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 13, 2016
Did Darth Maul die by getting sliced in two by a lightsaber?
You'd "half" to ask him yourself!
Seriously Ben I dont remember what happened
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 13, 2016
Today Ben asked me how the hyperdrive works
I told him you take a normal drive and give it sugar!
He doesn't ask me about the ship anymore
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 13, 2016
Ben how do I do emojicons?
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 12, 2016
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