Your Desk Is The Hottest New Lunch Spot, A Parody So Real It Hurts
College Humor knocked this out of the park with their parody of a Olive Garden-esque commercial for “The Hottest New Lunch Spot,” your desk.
The new bill of fare includes such classics such as “limp salad eaten while staring vacantly at a HuffPo article” and “mayo covered menu.”
Scarf down that food quick because those TPS reports were due three hours ago and nobody wants to to see or smell your tuna fish sandwich with extra vinegar and onions. Thinking about going OUT for lunch? Guess you’re thinking about getting fired then.
For those confined to a cubicle, this is funny because it’s true, you are a miserable prisoner of your work and can never leave. You know the struggle of the “Sad Desk Lunch.”