DiGiorno has been trumpeting its new Design a Pizza web application via commercial. Basically, you go and create your own pizza, using a cheese pie as your canvas. It’s sort of cool, in a way anything tangentially related to pizza is cool.
But because we can’t have nice things — or even things that are okay — people predictably began using the technology to create extremely unappetizing ‘za.
Here is a selection of some of the pies any pizzamaker would think twice about cooking.
And, of course, Hitler and 9/11 were woven into the narrative because why not?