It has been said by science that dolphins and humans are the only two mammals that have sex for pleasure.
And when a human comes across the headless body of a… I don't know, a raccoon that got hit by a car, and the human starts repeatedly sticking its dick into the bloody neck of this now lifeless wood creature in front of a group of people in an attempt to orgasm, we correctly throw that human in jail.
So, in the name of decency, of fairness, of our own general sense of well-being, WE MUST ARREST THIS DOLPHIN.
But seriously, watch this video. It's awesome. It's a dolphin sticking its dick in a fish corpse.