Dolphin Having Sex with Headless Fish Corpse Set to James Bond Music Is Your Video of the Day

It has been said by science that dolphins and humans are the only two mammals that have sex for pleasure.

And when a human comes across the headless body of a… I don't know, a raccoon that got hit by a car, and the human starts repeatedly sticking its dick into the bloody neck of this now lifeless wood creature in front of a group of people in an attempt to orgasm, we correctly throw that human in jail.

So, in the name of decency, of fairness, of our own general sense of well-being, WE MUST ARREST THIS DOLPHIN. 

But seriously, watch this video. It's awesome. It's a dolphin sticking its dick in a fish corpse.

[H/T @FilmDrunk, via alexandros malikides]