Drunk Dude Falls Off Topgolf Platform After Celebrating The Worst Swing Ever
Are you familiar with Topgolf? It’s fantastic! It’s all the best parts about golfing, plus a continuous line of alcoholic drinks and food being funneled to you without all that pesky walking. However, you need to limit your alcoholic consumption to a respectable level before you fall off the ledge of the platform like this drunken gentleman.
Twitter user @EnvyNate was playing at Topgolf in Fort Worth, Texas with family and friends. They were all indulging in food, drink, and merriment. But his cousin may have indulged a bit too much.
He steps up to the tee, takes a big swing, then points out his shot. One problem, he didn’t hit the ball and it was still on the tee. In fact, he didn’t even come close to striking the ball. But that didn’t stop him from celebrating the non-existent shot.
As he was busy marveling over his imaginary shot, he walked off the fucking platform.
The dude was lucky that there are nets on the edge of the platform and didn’t plummet to his death because he was too busy celebrating not hitting a golf ball.
The moral of the story is don’t celebrate too early, especially if you completely failed.