Rough estimation of how this all went down…
Idiot 1: “Yo Bro, have you seen my new samurai sword? It’s fuckin’ mint.”
Idiot 2: ” No, but since you rock so hard I bet your skills are already primo.”
Idiot 1: “You know it, son. Been practicin’ out back all week. Check this out, yo. If you put this sausage in your mouth, I’ll slice that fucker in half with the sammy. Chicks dig shit like that.”
Idiot 2: “You read my fuckin’ mind, Bro.”
Idiot 1: “Shred.”