This Is What It’s Like To Fake Your Way Through Work Every Day

Do you enjoy doing absolutely nothing for 8 hours a day and then getting paid for it? Well you’re in luck, because that’s what a giant chunk of post-grads do. I mean look at me for fuck’s sake. My job is to sit on the Internet all day and write about it. I literally sit on Reddit and get paid, ‘tis a dream come true.

In other words, a lot of you soon-to-be-graduates have a shitload of this to look forward to: