Florida Meth Queen Arrested After Joyriding Around Wal-Mart Treating Herself To A Buffet And Some Wine

Just when you think Florida can’t Florida any harder, it goes all Florida and gives you this chick getting arrested for driving around her local Wal-Mart on a mobilized scooter, high on Meth, helping herself to some healthy servings of some of the great food that Wal-Mart has to offer. Have yourself a day why don’t ya, Josseleen Elida Lopez! No way this wasn’t a great time before the 5-0 put a stop to it.

WFLA reports:

A woman ate sushi, cinnamon rolls and the majority of a rotisserie chicken, while drinking wine and driving a motorized shopping cart at Walmart, according to the Citrus County Sheriff’s Office. She was arrested for shoplifting and other charges.

It happened at the Lecanto Walmart on Tuesday. Citrus deputies responded after the store loss prevention employee contacted them about an alleged shoplifter he had in custody. The employee told deputies that he had noticed the woman acting suspiciously driving the motorized shopping cart.

And by “suspiciously,” you mean high AF on methamphetamine, right? Let me answer that: YES.

He could see a half-empty bottle of wine in her cart. He also said he watched her grab a box of sushi from the shelf, eat a piece and put the box back. She did the same with cinnamon rolls and mini muffins. He says he then saw her eat the majority of a rotisserie chicken while on the shopping floor.

The woman, Josseleen Elida Lopez, 20, consumed $32.36 worth of food and wine while at the store, deputies say.

In Wal-Mart terms, that’s like a $150 worth of food! A meal fit for a king, or in this case, a Meth Queen, no doubt. And it’s just hilarious that all of the foods are so non-sequitur to each other. Like, if you asked me to pick a meal comprised of three things, sushi, cinnamon rolls and a rotisserie chicken would probably be very low on my list of combinations. But I guess you don’t really care about that shit when you’re high on meth, right? Not to mention when you’re riding one of those motorized scooters around Wal-Mart swigging some vino like a total BOSS.

Love that she only took what she wanted then put the box back on the shelf, too. Classic tweaking on meth move.

When the deputies arrested her, they found two empty syringes, one in her purse and one in her backpack. She told detectives she had used the syringes to shoot up meth earlier.

When they asked her why she took the food she said she was hungry and didn’t want to bring it outside of the store. She told them she knew that what she was doing was wrong.

She was arrested on shoplifting and drug paraphernalia charges.

So Josselen WAS IT WORTH IT? Or do you wish you hit the salad bar and the ice cream aisle, too?

[h/t Fox Insider]