Zonked-Out Girl Dancing On Top Of A Car In A Bikini Gets Tasered And Doesn’t Give A Care

We take you to Australia where a 26-year-old woman was having a grand time until she got tasered. She apparently indulged in some illegal drugs and was partying on her car down by the river. Two local residents alerted authorities and soon there were several police officers on the scene to deal with this woman.

“Police spent an hour and a half attempting to calm her down,” the news report says. I imagine that if this was some fat dude dancing to Ramstein they would have spent about 43 seconds attempting to calm him down before they tased or shot him. But the police had oodles of “patience” as they attempted to calm down a 26-year-old gyrating in a bikini. Calming. Riiiiight.

However, the woman became violent and starting throwing objects at police.

Suddenly, the woman pulls out a knife. Which seemed like a rather small knife for Australian standards.

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My favorite part of the video is the cameraman getting super excited when the police officer pulls out a taser and the man cheerfully spouts, “Ohhhh taser!”

Do Australian cops eat donuts? These cops don’t seem to be dieting on healthy vegemite alone. They must be carb-loading on some gluttonous food because these officers are rather pudgy. They appear to be running in slow motion as the young girl makes a getaway. My second favorite commentary is when the man says, “Come back Sheila!” Doesn’t get much more Australia than that.

The woman was eventually arrested. The cops must have called in for backup.