If A Girl Ever Does This To You At A Club, Beware That She Might’ve Seen This Video And Just Wants You To Piss Off

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When it comes to rejection some girls try to be nice whereas others are raging bitches about it. Me? I fall into the latter category – some guy comes up and offers to buy me a drink, I say “No, I’m a recovering alcoholic please leave me alone.” Lady at the checkout asks if I’d like to sign up for a store credit card in order to save 10%? “Nope, I want to pay FULL PRICE TODAY.” Sometimes I get a laugh, sometimes I get a glare – but either way I get to go about my day not being bothered by some random dude at the bar I don’t want to talk to and not having to deal with yet another opened credit card under my name.

As for the girl in this video? She came up with a nice, albeit disingenuous way to tell men to “fuck off” while out with friends:

If you catch a girl doing this, fake your own version of sign language back at her to see how she responds. If she stares at you blankly, you’ve caught her in her lie – if she looks at you funny and signs back at you, congratulations! You now look like a douche for faking sign language. Don’t worry though – chances are she wouldn’t have slept with you anyway if she turned around mid-dance to sign at you.

[Via Imgur]

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