When she turns you down once it’s acceptable, twice you let her be the one to make plans instead and if you try to schedule something a third time and she tells you that she can’t because her synchronized ice dancing retreat in New Mexico is that same weekend, it’s time to re-evaluate your dating strategy. Or maybe just stop dating. Dating isn’t for everyone and some people are just meant to die alone. You know how they say there’s plenty of fish in the sea? That’s technically true, but are you a fish or a human? Having a zillion fish in the ocean isn’t fucking helpful when you’re a human being who can’t breathe underwater.
As for whoever this poor soul who wouldn’t stop hitting up Twitter user cashmaneh on Tinder, it looks like he’s going to have to learn the hard way to take a hint – i.e. dude, there’s no such thing as a “land water polo team” and their nationals are certainly not in Idaho: