There have been many clever Twitter accounts created over the past several years. (The one that chronicles stories of how people lost their virginity immediately comes to mind.)
I’m not sure I’d want someone posting everything that I say in my sleep for the whole world to see, but at least he’s being a good sport about it as she tweeted yesterday…
Thank you so much imgur! He's a little pissed I got to the front page and he's never gotten there, but he's glad you think he's funny 🙂
— caitlin with sleep talking husband (@Sleep_Sayings) February 18, 2016
Here are some of the funnier things he’s said while zonked out…
Your eyeballs smell like eyeballs
— caitlin with sleep talking husband (@Sleep_Sayings) February 17, 2016
Aw yisssssss mother fucking apples
— caitlin with sleep talking husband (@Sleep_Sayings) January 30, 2016
I saw you with the apple.
Whore.
— caitlin with sleep talking husband (@Sleep_Sayings) January 26, 2016
I don't care, I'm getting tigers.
— caitlin with sleep talking husband (@Sleep_Sayings) January 8, 2016
They have this sinkhole. It's pretty scary.
— caitlin with sleep talking husband (@Sleep_Sayings) December 9, 2015
There's never enough nacho cheese.
— caitlin with sleep talking husband (@Sleep_Sayings) December 4, 2015
Why is it doing that. Why is it cold. Get me a leg.
— caitlin with sleep talking husband (@Sleep_Sayings) November 28, 2015
Him: What color is the diamond?
Me: What?
Him: WHAT COLOR IS IT
Me: idk, black??
Him: What are you, stupid?— caitlin with sleep talking husband (@Sleep_Sayings) November 11, 2015
HEY. don't pee on it.
— caitlin with sleep talking husband (@Sleep_Sayings) November 3, 2015
We have to get to the sewers… Turtles…
— caitlin with sleep talking husband (@Sleep_Sayings) October 28, 2015
Oh god. OH GOD. We've gotta get the chainsaw first.
— caitlin with sleep talking husband (@Sleep_Sayings) October 22, 2015
It smells like fucking fish guts in here.
— caitlin with sleep talking husband (@Sleep_Sayings) October 19, 2015
Can’t wait to see what he says tonight.
H/T Happy Place; Man sleeping image by Shutterstock