I have so many questions. Like, why did New York Google Adidas more than anything? The hell is up with that? Also, what the fuck is Quizlet? While we’re on the topic of “what the fuck,” what the fuck is Kahoot? Similarly, what the fuck is Slitherio? How can these possibly be the things that entire states Googled the most? Trump makes sense. Clinton makes sense. The iPhone 7 and Stranger Things even make sense. But fucking Quizlet?!?!
Of course I understand that just because I don’t know what something is doesn’t mean that the rest of the country isn’t hip to it. It just means that I refuse to accept it.
In case you can’t read that map, here is the MOST GOOGLED TERM BY STATE: (according to the good folks at HighSpeedInternet)
Alabama: Hillary Clinton
Alaska: Olympic Games
Arizona: Stranger Things
Arkansas: Quizlet
California: iPhone 7
Colorado: Finding Dory
Connecticut: Trump
Delaware: Slitherio
DC: Trump
Florida: iPhone 7
Georgia: iPhone 7
Hawaii: Pokémon
Idaho: Finding Dory
Illinois: iPhone 7
Indiana: Quizlet
Iowa: Stranger Things
Kansas: Euro 2016
Kentucky: Hillary Clinton
Louisiana: iPhone 7
Maine: Hillary Clinton
Maryland: iPhone 7
Massachusetts: Trump
Michigan: Finding Dory
Minnesota: Stranger Things
Mississippi: 123 Movies
Missouri: iPhone 7
Montana: Stranger Things
Nebraska: Stranger Things
Nevada: Wells Fargo Login
New Hampshire: Ted Cruz
New Jersey: iPhone 7
New Mexico: Wells Fargo Login
New York: Adidas
North Carolina: Quizlet
North Dakota: Stranger Things
Ohio: Hillary Clinton
Oklahoma: iPhone 7
Oregon: Euro2016
Pennsylvania: Hillary Clinton
Rhode Island: Powerball
South Carolina: Kahoot
South Dakota: Stranger Things
Tennessee: iPhone 7
Texas: iPhone 7
Utah: Finding Dory
Vermont: President of the United States
Virginia: Trump
Washington: Stranger Things
West Virginia: Ted Cruz
Wisconsin: Stranger Things
Wyoming: Stranger Things
[H/T HSI]