Somebody Took The Time To Write An Insane ‘NSFW’ Fanfiction From The POV Of Groot From ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’

Rule 43 of the Internet states that if you’re willing to look for something long enough, you will find it. What does that mean? It means I could type “L’oreal kids shampoo bottle porn” into Google and I’d probably find something, although whether or not an anthropomorphic shampoo bottle  would succeed in getting my rocks off is a different story. The point is, if you can think it up, it’s out there.

Case in point: “I Am Groot.” Yep, someone, somewhere out there in the world thought to themselves “Hey, you know what’d be a great idea? A porno fanfiction from Groot’s point of view. That right there is what the people are CLAMORING for!”

And so that person sat down and wrote this. I won’t lie, I had trouble reading it at work because I was afraid someone would actually take the time to read what was on my screen and realize what a blatant pervert I am. Since the whole process of reading this was such a pain in the ass, I took the time out of my day to screencap the sexiest parts for your enjoyment. You’re welcome.

The author, “sherlocksmyth,” noted that he/she/whichever “Had to take a break halfway through writing this fic because the raw emotion overpowered me.” I don’t blame ya dude, I felt like my eyes need a bleach bath after reading this.

And now you’ll never look at Groot the same way.

[H/T Daily Dot]