Pissed Off Guy Goes Viral By Writing Facebook Post About How He Wishes His Wife And Mistress Would Get Along

One woman is typically enough when it comes to being in a relationship, but not for Lonnie Turner. You see, Lonnie is not only married, but has a mistress whom he likes to keep on the side for when…well, that I don’t know. For when his wife is out of town? For when he’s bored? For when he feels like having tacos for dinner but his wife is cooking roast beef? I don’t have a concrete answer, but what I do know is that Lonnie’s Facebook post about the two of them was NOT the best way to go about getting the two women in his life to play nice:

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The post has been shared over 1,500 times, and while you and I think it’s funny (because it is) apparently we’re in the minority, as Lonnie had to issue the following statement to bite back against critics:

‘Everyone in life have choices. I’m simply stating my desires. I’ve told them both privately. Now they should know I’m dead serious, and we have the entire world as witnesses’.

‘Everyone can’t do what I do. I work extremely hard and make a lot happen. I have LOTS of choices. I’ve chosen to deal with these two for the past couple years, but it seems to be becoming too challenging because of the hate they have for one another.’
‘I’m not a regular guy,’ he continues.

‘I have the ability to change lives. I’m also very generous. My wife had a great life before we ever got married because of the fact we had children. They both remember how life was before me. I’m sure they don’t want to go back to eating leftover taco meat and soup.’(via)

Gee whiz, Lonnie sounds like a real winner.

Judging from the comments on his post, I’m not alone in that sentiment:

Let’s hope these ladies either learn to get along (unlikely) or dump Lonnie’s ass to the curb (very likely), as he rightfully deserves.

[HT Metro]