It’s tough when one of your good friends is a perfect male specimen and you’re, well, you. Trust me, I should know. I’m perfect.
Anyway, this self proclaimed “dork in Brooklyn” thought it would be funny to recreate his pal’s male modeling photos except insert himself into the action.
If we’re looking for the positives, he’s not in bad shape for a guy his age, that’s a pretty decent sized backyard for Brooklyn and the Mercury Sable is a known pussy magnet.