I’m just going to say right off the bat that if I ever had a roommate who tried to get me to sing Taylor Swift’s “Shake it Off” with her while cooking, it would be less than 5 minutes until the building’s dumpster would have a brand spankin’ new dead body sitting in it. If you are basic, you sing “Shake it Off.” In fact, you’re basic if you sing anything Taylor Swift with a straight face.
Maybe it’s just me, but some of these seem more like the two roommates are dating and not just living together. Waking up your roommate because you had a bad dream? Uhh okay, walking into their room at night while they’re sleeping isn’t creepy or anything. And why are they CUDDLING all the time??? Personal space yo, get the fuck outta my bubble.