How To Make Deep Fried Buffalo Chicken Roll Ups, Which Sounds Like AMAZING Munchies If You’re Stoned

Anything buffalo chicken-flavored is amazing. Snyder’s of Hanover Hot Buffalo Wing Pretzel Pieces? Amazing. Buffalo Chicken Dip? Best party food ever. Buffalo chicken on pizza? Surprisingly amazing. Buffalo Chicken egg rolls? MMMMMMMM….

Wings are pretty good too, I guess.

The munchie gurus at Peep My Sneaks came up with a perfect stoner food for when you’re too high to Seamless WingZone. They call them

Here’s what you need:

Breaded or Grilled Chicken
Blue Cheese
Celery sticks
Bread (preferably a thick bread)
Buffalo sauce
Eggs
Panko bread crumbs

You take a slice of bread, dip it in a bowl of buffalo sauce (wut up, Franks Red Hot), put chicken and blue cheese and celery in it, roll it up, then dip it in egg and Panko crumbs. Then you simple fry that shit in a pot with oil (or a deep fryer — but who the fuck has that in their kitchen?) — until it’s nice a crispy.  Then you smoke a bowl, put on Rick and Morty, and debour that shit.

Just follow the instructions, as explained in this Insta video from Peep My Snacks. S/O to Food Beast for the find.


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