In the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, the Bloomsburg Fair is a 161-year-old tradition. It’s considered the largest fair in the state, if not one of the largest fairs in the Eastern Seaboard. And it’s more than just funnel cakes, blue ribbon pigs, and caramel apples — You can buy all sorts of things there for your domicile, like a Hitler Youth symboled Nazi flag!
Fortunately the election is almost neigh. One of the two idiots with zero chill shall lead us to greatness and prosperity, along with gaining full control of our nuclear arsenal.