John Cena is voicing the Incredible Hulk in the upcoming ‘Marvel Avengers Academy’ mobile game. John Cena, please don’t do this. Just, please, don’t. Anything else, but not this. The latest insanity-coated spitball to emerge from a Marvel Studios money-scheming brainstorm session has me feeling seven kinds of vexed. Did the profit-churning monster that is Marvel Studios take a long drag off a jankyass crack pipe before they approved this mobile game. This guy commented on the game trailer, and perfectly encapsulated my general reaction to this looney toon of a disasterpiece.
A herd of renowned celebs have hopped on board what I see as a rudderless ship sailed for Sink City, to offer voiceovers for the rest of the games heroes. The voice cast includes: Colton Haynes as Thor, Dave Franco as Iron Man, Alison Brie as Black Widow, John Cena as Hulk, Kiernan Shipka as Spider-Woman, Alexandra Daddario as Wasp, Priyanka Chopra as Ms. Marvel, A$AP Rocky as Falcon, and Bella Thorne as Tigra. (via EW.com)
I don’t even know. If you’re off your rocker you can snag this disgrace from Apple’s iOS store, or Google Play.