Kanye West’s List Of Backstage Demands For His ‘Pablo’ Tour Rider Is Almost Pure Genius

You never know what you’re gonna see listed on a tour rider. Some artists request a Nintendo 64 + games, some ask for chopped rotisserie chickens and others ask for 40 adderall pills because they forgot their prescription at home. Kanye West, however, isn’t your average run-of-the-mill schmuck with a guitar and a microphone — he’s Kanye fucking West. He’s married to Kim fucking Kardashian and the two of them, when combined, create the most entitled being ever to grace the face of this planet.

With that in mind, it should come as no surprise that Yeezy’s rider isn’t exactly the most “humble” list of demands. A hotel rider that leaked last year for West revealed that the requires 13 bottles of liquor, equating to around $3,200, be provided. Why so expensive? Three of those bottles are Hennessy Paradis, which go for over $1,000 a bottle.

As for his current tour, apparently Kanye really enjoys Hennessy and Grey Goose slushies:


Who doesn’t want an alcoholic slushie? That’s basically what a piña colada
is, and I challenge you to find one person who doesn’t like sipping on one of those at the beach, even if they hate coconut.

[H/T Uproxx]