Watch This Kid Take A Ninja Stealth Dump On A Grocery Store Floor Then Walk Away Like NBD

I mean…if you gotta go, you gotta go. That doesn’t mean you should go on the floor of the grocery store your mom has currently ditched you in while she goes off trying to find some off-brand of Cheerios because they’re typically on sale, but that would defeat the purpose of the saying. Kid had to go, so kid went.

At least no one noticed…minus the security dude who then put the footage on the Internet. So in this case “no one” = “no one in the grocery store MINUS the millions of people online.” That ain’t too bad, right?

[H/T Gawker]