When you’re a young boy you have no fucking clue what tampons are for. You just assume that mommy has her own special toilet paper or some shit. Well this kid thinks he knows what mommy’s tampons are for and it’s hilarious.
The inquisitive little lad asks his mother, “Don’t you use these for your butt?” Which when you think about it, it makes perfect sense. What better method to prevent shit stains than to have an absorbing paper product rolled up into your bunghole or have a maxipad as a mini diaper to catch your stink nuggets creeping out of your butt. Maybe you accidentally sharted yourself, no worries, I’m wearing my pad.
I might have to ask my wife pick me up some Tampax on her way home from work tonight.