Bros, meet Knifey! Knifey is here to cut you good. Well, technically the invention by Simone Giertz is here to make your kitchen prep ostensibly easier, but I don’t think Knifey differentiates between carrots, cabbage, carpal bones, or cocks.
(More like Lorena Ro-bobbit, am i right?)
Knifey will cut whatever it damn well pleases, whether it’s stock ingredients or sentient.
Look at all the other shit it chops! Onions, lettuce, broccoli, your face!
Put some wheels on that thing and all of humanity is doomed.
[H/T Digg]