Krispy Kreme And 7-11 Are Giving Away Free Stuff This Weekend So It’s Lucky You Hang Out In Front Of Both

Not doing much this weekend? That’s good. You really won’t be doing much if you cash in on this free stuff from Krispy Kreme and 7-11. You’ll just be hanging out in the fetal position, waiting to regain use of all your limbs.

Krispy Kreme celebrates its 78th birthday today by offering a dozen glazed doughnuts for $.78 to those who first buy a dozen of any kind. While you have to pay for the doughnuts, the Diabetes is on the house. To wash all those donuts and sorrow down, 7-11 is celebrating it’s 88th year by giving away free 12-oz. Slurpees of any flavor between 11 a.m. and 7 p.m. on Saturday, July 11. Did you catch that? July 11th. The date is 7-11.

After cashing in on these deals, please feel free to not move off the couch until Monday. On Monday afternoon, do anything from this section of the website. Anything.

[via USA Today]