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The company owned by Ivanka Trump’s in-laws, the Kushners, recently shared their plans for a makeover of a building in New York that certainly got the internet’s attention.
Why? Well, because it’s a skyscraper that, uh, looks like a giant dick. (Not to mention the address will reportedly be 666 Fifth Avenue.)
Naturally, as it always does, Twitter, being the haven of all things mature, had thoughts and of course, jokes, lots and lots of jokes.
https://twitter.com/cafedotcom/status/844230819061280769
aka Meme Tower https://t.co/6cCPnruUoQ
— Ivan the K™ (@IvanTheK) March 21, 2017
And if they remain that way for more than four hours, that's an emergency.
— ➖Dustin Miller➖ (@spdustin) March 21, 2017
https://twitter.com/ninarubinATL/status/844618910011936768
"ribbed for her pleasure"
— Arse Grammatica (@ArseGrammatica) March 21, 2017
https://twitter.com/BevReese/status/844385010216001536
That…is not subtle. Freud would be done with this case study in about .5 seconds.
— eli friedmann (@eligit) March 21, 2017
The slender design is of course meant to accommodate…. tiny hands.
— danarubbernyc (@danarubbernyc) March 22, 2017
His architects probably had to bone up on their skills.
— Threads.🧵 (@blobert) March 21, 2017
Will it have a huge fountain at the top?
— Dale Nichols (@DaleNichols65) March 24, 2017
Eternal symbol of Kushner/Trump dynasty, looming over Manhattan like a Swarovski phallus https://t.co/HpcE9j38cy
— Tero Kuittinen (@teroterotero) March 21, 2017
I'm sure New York would love to have a giant glass dick become part of their iconic skyline.
— Wicked Julia (@Wickedjulia) March 22, 2017
Behold … the Steely Dan …
— Mike Sisco (@SiscoKid1963) March 22, 2017
That's not an architectural rendering — it's a freaking vibrator!
— Bill Corbett (@dadofccx3) March 21, 2017
Given the design and street number, I shall call it "The Devil's Dildo." https://t.co/YhsVev1zJj
— Betty Cracker 🐊 (@bettycrackerfl) March 21, 2017
Can it… uh… I mean… does it… vibrate?
— Wide Spacer (@WideSpacer) March 21, 2017
https://twitter.com/MimaE1013/status/844337579503697920
a big ass dick and the number of the beast
— Mike Pfeil (@mikeFAIL) March 21, 2017
Look, I'm not criticizing Kushner, but sometimes on your first erection you could come out to fast.
— Threads.🧵 (@blobert) March 21, 2017
https://twitter.com/KeesR/status/844577793484570624
I think I've seen that before. pic.twitter.com/wLs2lImdnZ
— Marika Shaub (@marikatogo) March 21, 2017
The Dildo Building
— Larry LaRue (@larue615) March 21, 2017
https://twitter.com/cruz_man1/status/844615365430689793
They might want to reconsider that last tweet, because if they can “keep it up” or else it might end up looking like this proposed “Big Bend” skyscraper that’s also on the way to being built in New York City.
New York could be getting the longest building in the world, the Big Bend https://t.co/rMI2AudbYo pic.twitter.com/0cgZXMBTLp
— BBC Newsbeat (@BBCNewsbeat) March 24, 2017
I’ll show myself out.
H/T Huffington Post