Little Girl’s To-Do List Is a Reminder That Women Can Ruin You

Redditor lala989 claims this list is “My daughter’s list in case anything happens to her older brother.” The first thing I thought of when I saw this was Louis C.K.’s classic bit about the differences between men and women:


Be afraid, Ethan. Be very, very afraid. “Hammering everything he loves” is just a matter of time, old sport.


[H/T: Uproxx]

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