This Man Hates His Ex-Wife So Much That He Sawed Everything He Owned In Half To Give To Her During The Divorce

This is what happens when you officially run out of fucks to give. I don’t know about you, but I’m kind of looking forward to the day when that happens to me. You can just find me on my front lawn, sawing all my shit in half, talking to myself, wearing nothing but a shower cap and a robe. That’s livin’.

Day dreams (that I really don’t have) aside, this German dude must have really taken it on the chin to actually go through with sawing all of his possessions in half and then posting them on eBay for sale. I won’t buy any of his stuff, but someone should. Someone who feels bad for him, or has no respect for themselves or their money.

It’s not like you’ll be paying full price. Everything must go. All items half off! What a steal of deal! You’d be nuts not to take advantage and own a part of something that went viral on the Internet for a max of 48 hours until something else came along and everyone forgot this even happened. Get ’em while their hot!

That’s certainly a far better sales pitch than what he posted with the products. But he’s going through a rough patch, so I’ll let this one slide.

“Sell an Opel Astra 1.4 16V B Sport. The car is quite well preserved for [its] age, but of course some signs of wear. In particular, half [is] missing.”

“You are bidding on my half. It’s the perfect phone for people who do not like to make calls.”

Ok, that one was good. Only because I am one of those people who hates making calls.

“My Flex and I felt that you should get [exactly] half…”

“[It] write[s] well, longer texts [are] perhaps a bit tedious. But quick Google searches are not a problem, the S, E and X keys are intact and functional.”



[H/T Metro]