Poor Man Needs Your Help In Exacting Vengeance On Dirtbag Who Took A Dump On His Tesla

by 2 years ago

There are plenty of assholes in Chicago, but this Tesla owner is desperately searching for one specific asshole that committed a tasteless act of villany.

Michael is the proud owner of a Tesla Model X and had a rather bad experience. Instead took the time to create a Craigslist ad, which has since been deleted, to find this monster.

I am writing this message to anyone that might have been in Lakeview Thursday night around 9pm. Specifically I am looking for anyone who was by Stratford and Broadway, which was where my car was parked.

Obviously I have a large degree of humility when writing this because I am seeking people out here to see if anyone has any information about who may have taken a gigantic shit on the windshield of my brand new Tesla Model X.

Sorry, wish I could help, but I only know of someone who took a medium-sized shit on the windshield of a brand new Tesla Model X.

This is not a joke.

Of course not. Shitting on someone’s windshield is nothing to joke about.


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