The NYPD Seized $1 Million Worth Of Devil’s Lettuce Today In West Village

Alright bros, some disheartening news / justice coming out the Right Coast corner today, but apparently three men have been apprehended with 300 pounds of Mary Jane that was delivered to a nice residence in the West Village today. Wow.

The seizing of the goods went down around 1PM this afternoon, when the three stooges were apprehended unloading an 150-pound crate of what was labeled ‘art’ from what I imagine was too an inconspicuously sighted van, en route to another location.

The men arrested were all charged with criminal possession of marijuana, and the weed seized is allegedly valued at the whopping price of $1 million total, sourced from California. The devil’s lettuce in question is about to be roasted to kingdom come.