Today In Five-Minute Videos Of A Monkey Sticking Its Dick In A Sleeping Cat’s Face

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It’s a five-minute video of a monkey sticking its dick in a sleeping cat’s face.

It’s from Brazil, and here’s the translation of the YouTube description.

Monkeys are playful, that we know, but this monkey Video surpasses all boundaries. It disturbs the poor cat to no end. Does anyone know where is the battery that takes this beast?

Yes, where is his battery?

But the better question is, what sedative is this cat on. I’ve never, ever met a kitty who would put up with this kinda shit. I mean, this monkey is just dick slapping it again and again. Maybe Portuguese cats are just chiller?

(Also, I actually don’t know if this is a dude monkey. I’m just assuming it is.)

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