Two Monkeys Having Sex On A Tourist’s Head Makes A Late And Bona Fide Case For Video Of The Month

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This gentleman visited the Sacred Monkey Forest Sanctuary in Ubud, Indonesia and had a fucking blast. The tourist got to interact with adorable and playful monkeys. One cheeky lil primate even climbed on his shoulder to get some fruit.

A man behind the camera says, “He’s gonna poop on you.” This man could have washed off shit in a second, he’ll never be able to wipe the memory of what would eventually happen from his brain.

A woman gives some titillating foreshadowing as to the fuckery that was about to happen when she said, “You’ve got one coming behind you.”

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Then the second monkey climbed up on the man’s shoulder. This monkey jumped on the man for a different kind of fruit… forbidden fruit.

The second monkey instantly started to plow the other monkey.

Right on top of the man’s head.

Talk about getting head.

Dude, these two monkeys are trying to have a romantic moment, how about you not be such a third wheel.

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Great video, but try explaining to your doctor why you have monkey gonorrhea in your ear.

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