People Revealed The Most Disturbing Things To Ever Come Out Of Their Bodies And DO NOT Eat While You Read This

by 4 years ago

Deep down, most of us all total grossouts. We love popping pimples, smelling our asshole’s finest farts and if something odd is on or in our body, we will pick at it until some level of disgusting satisfaction is achieved. Intrigue and hope is what fuels us. Maybe this is the pimple that will shoot 45ft across the room. I wonder what will happen if I squeeze this ingrown hair really hard? GODDAMMIT I NEED TO KNOW!

Reddit recently asked the question, “What’s the grossest thing your body has done?” Its users answered. So…ya know…bring on the gross!

I got a splinter in my foot from my grandma’s deck. For a few hours, I had been working my way at getting most of it out. Finally, I thought I had fished the whole thing out. Months later, I’m sitting on my couch and the splinter wound was bugging me so I tried popping it like a zit. The remaining inch long piece of wood shot out of my foot 3 feet into the air with a trail of pus and some clear liquid. It was disgusting. However, it felt incredible and to this day I’m still chasing that feeling

That’s legitimately how I feel every time I get an ingrown hair on my face from shaving. Sucks that it happened, but if it is going to happen, there better be fireworks. I want 24 bunched together hairs to shoot out of that one follicle. And I want to examine them for minutes before I wash them down the drain.

“You know how you get an itch in your eye and after looking in the mirror, you can see it’s an eyelash? That happened to me … I leaned over the sink, saw the eyelash, and stuck my finger in my eye to draw it out. I got a hold on it, started pulling … and pulling … and pulling … That’s right, it was my hair, from my head, that had found its way behind my eyeball. It was probably close to 8 inches long after I pulled it all out. The worst part was I could feel it unraveling behind my eye.”

I’d pass right out. Can’t deal with anything near my eyes. If I had to wear contacts I’d be fucked.

“Too drunk on wine so I decided to pass out in my car instead of drive drunk. End up having to puke in the car. Pooped my pants as I puke red wine in my car. I’m a real class act!”

Indeed you are.