This Naked Dude Being A Public Terror And Getting Tased By Police Is Exactly Why I Don’t Do Hard Drugs

I’ve said it once, I’ll say it a million times: this is exactly why hard drugs are not for me. Simply can’t do them because I live in fear that something like this would happen to me. Just nonchalantly attacking a woman and chasing kids down the street while they walk to school, then trying to carjack at least two people, and having no control over it whatsoever because the drugs have just taken over. Nope, nope, nope.

I can’t begin to overstate how fucked up this guy was to take a few baton strikes straight to the thigh, then just mosey on over and attempt to steal the police cruiser like he owned the damn thing. Also, was the post-taser collapse into the bush not one of the most graceful things you’ve ever witnessed? Yes. Yes, it was.

Just a casual Monday afternoon in the San Bernardino Valley.

Lastly, I know what you’re thinking…who’s the crazier person in this video? The guy so banged up he’s trying to make out with women before carjacking them, or that Lydia Lopez who stood idly by and filmed the whole ordeal on her cell phone?

Total toss-up, I know. Don’t do drugs, kids.

[via ABC7]