NYC Parks Department Has Amazing Puns About The Donald Trump Micropenis Statue


In case you missed it, earlier today the anarchist art collective INDECLINE put up a statue of naked Donald Trump in New York City’s Union Square. Every single media outlet in the country flocked to it, noting how the artist took some artistic liberties in giving Trump a micropenis. To see said Trump status micropenis, head over to Gothamist…

Of course, it didn’t last long. The NYC Parks Department swooped in to stop the public spectacle. They released a pun-filled statement to Gothamist, clearly making fun of the Trump statue’s comically-small penis size:

NYC Parks stands firmly against any unpermitted erection in city parks, no matter how small.

Zing. Got ’em.

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, helping start this site in 2009. He lives in Los Angeles and likes writing about music and culture. His podcast is called the Mostly Occasionally Show, featuring interviews with artists and athletes, along with a behind-the-scenes view of BroBible. Read more of his work at brandonwenerd.com. Email: brandon@brobible.com
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