Once again, as I have said before, when it comes to sex, knowledge is power. “The more you know” isn’t just a catchphrase when comes to having success in the bedroom.
So when I saw this “Ask Reddit” thread posed by Redditor Myhusbandwillbeacat with the question, “What is one thing about sex everyone should know?” I figured it was something we should all probably read.
Little did I know that many of these responses would be so dead-on accurate.
Here’s a little sampling of what the readers came up with. See if you don’t agree with any or all of them.
Always pee after. Always. ~ slowsloths
Shower sex is not as fun as you’d think. The logistics just don’t work. ~ LSD_Trippy
The hole is lower than you would think. ~ PM_Me_Nuudez
There can be weird and awkward bodily noises. Just laugh it off or ignore it. Please. ~ viqueen97
Ask before you stick a finger in your dudes butt. ~ MarkAssBitch
A towel nearby or in use is never, ever, a bad idea. ~ friendsknowthisone
If roofies help you get sex, you’re doing it wrong. ~ MarkAssBitch
Use a condom, no matter how many times she tells you she is taking anticonception pills. ~ youdontwantthis
I had a friend who would sometimes poop a little when he came. Don’t do that. ~ Aquaman5000
It’s true what they say about size, it really doesn’t matter unless you have a pathologically small one.
However, that doesn’t mean that there are no expectations laid upon you. How hard you can give it to her and for how long DOES matter. Plenty, in fact. ~ jeam_paul
It’s ok to laugh. Human bodies at their most vulnerable are often awkward and ridiculous. Laughter implies comfort and even emotional maturity. It means I’m comfortable with both of our buddies, and I want this to be fun. ~ NearlyNakedNick
Try not to fart. ~ knucklefudge
CUT YOUR FINGERNAILS!!!! ~ juggles321
It’s ok for guys to make noise and that girls dig it. ~ Apkoha
You don’t just put it in and leave it there. ~ hurdur1
It’s nothing like porn. ~ dadywarbucks231
Pool/Bath/Jacuzzi sex is actually a bit of a letdown. Why? Water makes for a terrible lubricant. ~ Universal-Cereal-Bus
TRUTH.
Check out the rest of the fascinating responses as well as the comments that followed over at Reddit.
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