Touchy-Feely Orangutan Gropes Tourist Girl At Zoo While Her Family Tries To Take Pictures

Bangkok’s Safari World in Thailand has some pretty ballsy orangutans. Never in a million YEARS would I try for a quick boob squeeze on some random stranger I hadn’t even officially met yet, but these orangutans don’t seem to care that they don’t even know her name. Nope, to them it’s all “Boobs? Why thanks, don’t mind if I do!” whereas most people would at least say ask and throw in a pathetic “Please?” at the very end.

Orangutans: 1
Every other man who can’t pull this off without swiftly getting arrested: 0