Guy Has Over 20 Surgeries, Injects Himself With Illegal Filler To Look Like Superman, Is Dumpster Fire Instead
Maybe I’m just boring and level-headed, but throwing stacks of cash around to surgeons so they’ll make you look like Superman sounds like a giant dumpster-fire sized waste of money to me. 37-year-old Herbert Chavez has blown nearly $20,000 on plastic surgery in the attempt to at least resemble the iconic superhero, and what does he have to show for it? Fake blue contacts? A face full of makeup? A stupid caped suit that he wears to show off in front of kids? Yup, that’s definitely a worthwhile investment…although I will concede that posing for photos with kids is kinda nice. Injecting yourself with illegal filler, on the other hand, isn’t cool.
The 37-year-old appeared on last night’s episode of Botched…He was hoping Dr. Terry Dubrow and Dr. Paul Nassif would help obtain him obtain “abs of steel,” but they discovered he has been injecting himself with the illegal filler, MesoLipo.
The Botched docs referred to the injections as “poison,” which left Herbert with lumps all over his abdominal region. Ultimately, Dr. Dubrow tells the patient the only way to obtain those drool-worthy abs is through diet and exercise.(via)
Surprise surprise, the best things in life are the hardest to get, meaning that if you can’t refrain from scarfing down a Medium McFatass meal 2x a day then those abs aren’t gonna magically appear on your stomach all by themselves. Maybe next time skip the supersize upgrade and opt for a salad.
[H/T In Touch Weekly]