Watching People Do Parkour With Moving Cars Will Get Your Adrenaline Pumping Waiting For Someone To Get Maimed

In the non-verbatim words of Sterling Archer:

Do you want to get hit by a car and get crippled for life? Because that’s how you get hit by a car and get crippled for life.

Judging from this video it looks like a lot of people want to spend the remainder of their lives in wheelchairs, but then again they’re (probably) professionals and know exactly what they’re doing. Not gonna lie, I’m surprised no one died – but then again I’m an uncoordinated baboon when it comes to sports and sports-like activities, so maybe I just expect the worst out of everything relating to athleticism.