Mr. No Fun Time Paul Ryan pic.twitter.com/qNmBfnZV9V
— Colin Jones (@colinjones) January 3, 2017
It’s only three days into January and we already have a frontrunner for Bro of the Year. Keep your eyes on the kid in the glasses holding the bible at the swearing-in ceremony for Kansas Representative Roger Marshall. That’s Rep. Marshall’s son who sidetracks the entire thing by hitting the dab for the TV cameras during the swearing in with House Speaker Paul Ryan.
Paul Ryan isn’t amused by the antics at all and hates all the fun this kid is having. No, Mr. Speaker, that is not a sneeze. Poor kid even got grounded for it:
Just so you know @SpeakerRyan: He's grounded. https://t.co/PGGhYXEfQv
— Dr. Roger Marshall (@RogerMarshallMD) January 3, 2017
Personally I think the kid deserves some huge high fives for seizing a perfect dab-able moment. The reactions Mr. No Fun has inspired are so spot on:
Paul Ryan is your friend's dad who yells at you to turn down the music at 8pm on a Saturday
— Colin Jones (@colinjones) January 3, 2017
Paul Ryan is your friend's dad who won't order pizza for the party
— Colin Jones (@colinjones) January 3, 2017
Paul Ryan would be really into Nickleback
— Colin Jones (@colinjones) January 3, 2017
https://twitter.com/marleyfurr/status/816409148669784066
Paul Ryan doesn't understand that a little dab'll do ya.
— Saber Khai, Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy (@bbbourb) January 3, 2017