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People Were ‘Outraged’ Over How Hard Serena Williams’ Nipples Were During Wimbledon, But What Do You Think…?

#Serena Williams
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Not that you’ve ever cared or wondered about it, but as a girl you can’t control whether your nips are hard or soft; it depends mostly on temperature/stimulation. So when Serena Williams’ nipples were showing through her tennis whites during her matches at Wimbledon, most mature people simply ignored them and go back to watching her kick the shit out of Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova and advance into the semi finals.

Notice how I said “most mature people”? That’s because we had all of these fuckwards…

https://twitter.com/CordyCat3456/status/750415116793970688

https://twitter.com/TeddyNelson9/status/750343890973102081

https://twitter.com/katiefathersxx/status/750340463899672577

https://twitter.com/tommy_yeargin10/status/750334387376521216

https://twitter.com/sophieandreax/status/751032129375571968

https://twitter.com/__sophieeer/status/751031591615561728

…are apparently too immature to handle a few nips poking through a shirt.

And of course, because the Internet is fickle and unable to ever make its mind up, people then started complaining ABOUT the people complaining about Serena’s nipples. Do you people ever go outside? Do you have friends? Do you go places that require common sense and the ability to keep your mouth shut when the opinion that’s aboutta come flyin’ outta your mouth is stupid and inane? No? Oh. Okay, well…that makes a lot of sense.

Maybe take a lesson from these people, who had no problem with Serena’s nipples and only thought you lot were morons:

https://twitter.com/domydia/status/751021780433772544

https://twitter.com/kirsty_lbennett/status/751021517027278848

https://twitter.com/BeautyLifeAndE/status/751011937106944000

https://twitter.com/JudiLembke/status/751028291641966592

https://twitter.com/Leeds_Demon/status/751026982092173312

I hate people.